Project "Jin"

Dear Jin,

If I call you fat will you get skinnier? If I say you're ugly enough times will you go get some plastic surgery? Phft I'm kidding! Stay the way you are physically. Mentally change now! Okay let's list your problems: poor eating habits, shower too long, can't read, can't write, can't speak, can't sing, no ambition, pee-pee is too short (size matters), IQ score too low, you're Korean (I hate Koreans), no confidence, not much to look at, and much more. Fat one, do you know what exercise is? Yes, go to the gym more than once a week. How do you expect to be a model!?

Rules: When I sit you stand, when I eat you prepare the rice, when I sleep you cover me with a blanket, when I come home prepare the bath, when I speak you shut up, when I raise my hand you cringe, no whining, no affection, no speaking in Korean. Got it?

After reading all of this you must be ready to let me go. Unclench your grip please... Let me breathe (no air)... Why can't I just dump you? Why won't you let me dump you!? I had this wonderful dream, that I was single, and you were stranded on a deserted island; far, far away from me. Okay, joking haha... This probably made you laugh, cry, feel insecure, symptoms may vary. Diarrhea, vomiting, and bleeding may occur. Pregnant women should not read my blog. Early child birth may occur. This blog is not made for everyone. Please consult with your doctor before reading.

BTW! These are the names I've call you so far:

Chubbykins
My chubbiness
My fat sack of love
You giant piece of love
Fat one
Chubby one
Chubberella
Chubby
Sea cow
Chubbymon
Super chubbymon (evolution)
Fatty fat fat fat
Jin-poo
Poo Jin
Jinnifer
Fer-ni-jin
Chubby cakes
Hun
Honey
Big fat one
Chubby one
Sausage
My asset
My property

... and many more to come. ^_^

For the record, Jin's penis is bigger than most people, he added chubzilla which I left out, and this is a satire so laugh! I actually like his chubby butt!