Mind Control

"Perspection is reality."

For those whom that know me, I'm a very structured, over-controling, hardworking, and "bitchy" individual. If you don't know me... Well now you get a brief description.

Everything happened on Sunday when I rushed to work, everyone was miserble and irritated. Iwas already too hyper and happy to give a fuck about others. So I did what I always do, I flirted with all my female coworkers and they seem to like it. They all cheered up, and even my assistant manager was smiling afterwards. I got everything finished an fifty seven minutes early and got the fuck out of there.

After I got home, I taught my nephew some yoga. He's only ten so it was hard for him to bend and hold any positions. I do applaud him for taking these lessons seriously because any ten year old child would have laughed, and I would have gotten out my bat to the beat the shit out of them for wasting my time.

After yoga, my whole family drove us to a buffet for dinner. The food was alright and there were a lot to select from. I noticed my nephew only picked the healthy foods I had assigned him the day before. What I did was take my nephew to an environment where he could roam free and eat what he wants. From this experiment, I found out he has a craving for fried foods. I told him to put it down, and he slowly put it into his mouth like I wouldn't notice if he moved slowly. This weird behavior is what we call an eating disorder. When the subject is a fatass and cannot control his eating habits. Hmm yes, very interesting. I shall do more research.

Anyways, while at the restaurant he ate only vegie and meat products. I was very proud. The best part was when my sister and his mom offered him cookies and chocolate ice cream. He looked at me for permission. Talk about a success in brainwashing a child. What his mother spent ten years to do, I've accomplished in less than a month.

People are right when they have certain expectations of me. I have the true image of a young Hitler. I need to have my ways. I'm need to be in complete power of everything (i.e. my nephew and Jin). I always ask my close ones of they're afraid of me and they always answer yes. It's a boost in my ego to hear these things. I can't wait to be a CEO one day, and take control of people's jobs and lives. I probably need a very dedicated assistant that lives to serve me and nothing more. Send your applications in now!