Mondays are Random

I want to have sex with this phone so badly! It's sleek, chic, and worst yet, expensive... The newly invented Sony Ericsson Xperia was released a week ago and is valued at $800-$1,200. I am madly in love with this phone and Jinnipoo wants to get it for me. Isn't that sweet? Aweeeeeeeeeeee! This phone makes dildos and vibrators look like chumps. It's the new orgasm!

Too bad Jin, I'm not a money grubbing whore. =( I want to be! You do enough for me sweetheart. Just dont FUCK UP our relationship and I'll be fine. Apparently, the phone costs too much.

Btw, you better tone your butt! I've seen it! Once I rape you, we will decide if you need to lose weight there. I think there's about ten lbs. of fat there ^_^

Spoke to my friends today, but it's not such a pleasant day for them. One of them is seperating with his friend/guy of interest, one of them just broke up with this super hot guy that is out of his league, one of them is madly in love with his iPhone and is convincing me to get one (I'm not getting on =p), and last but not least, one of them is having problems with this guy he hasn't met, but they're pushing forward.

In the next two days I'm going to be busy and crabby for sure. I have two midterms on Wednesday, and I might cry because of it. I have about six chapters to read, and a twelve page essay due. I want to quit my job, but I'm going to see how the promotion is going to benefit me first because I need money to buy this new phone.

For all my friends, dress warm hoes because winter is approaching. You guys are not allowed to die until I give you the order. I am the reason for your existence so please be considerate enough to not die. Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and have plenty of sex so you're not crabby. Wear protection though... BYE!